1 00:00:04,677 --> 00:00:06,459 So Andrew just has to sign this, 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:08,722 - and he's completely free? - That's correct, Carmen. 3 00:00:08,802 --> 00:00:10,244 He no longer is an employee of the Tangiers 4 00:00:10,324 --> 00:00:12,026 nor in debt to the casino. 5 00:00:12,126 --> 00:00:15,670 So he wants to close the theater and open up a restaurant? 6 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:17,473 That, and he hates you. 7 00:00:17,573 --> 00:00:19,635 Yeah, he saw your act, and he... he hated it. 8 00:00:19,735 --> 00:00:21,838 "Disgusted" is the word that he used. 9 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,280 Wants nothing to do with you. 10 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:25,763 You know what? Fuck him. I'm not signing it. 11 00:00:25,863 --> 00:00:27,825 Are you shitting me? Andrew, this is what you wanted. 12 00:00:27,905 --> 00:00:29,447 This contract is terrible for you. 13 00:00:29,547 --> 00:00:31,690 - This is your out. - No. 14 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:34,653 No. You know what? Make him sign it. 15 00:00:34,753 --> 00:00:36,375 He did. It's... It's right here. 16 00:00:36,475 --> 00:00:38,938 This is a release that requires both party signatures. 17 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:41,061 Andrew, sign the contract, 18 00:00:41,161 --> 00:00:43,344 not just because it's the right thing for now, 19 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,106 but because fuck this guy. 20 00:00:45,206 --> 00:00:46,347 Fuck him, right? 21 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,750 Yeah. Just sign the contract. 22 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:50,753 Dice. 23 00:00:50,853 --> 00:00:55,318 [LAUGHS] And, whoop, there it is. [CHUCKLES] 24 00:00:55,418 --> 00:00:57,360 Uh, who are you again? 25 00:00:57,460 --> 00:00:58,722 Uh, hello. 26 00:00:58,822 --> 00:01:01,806 I'm Russell Patterson, Dice's old manager. 27 00:01:01,906 --> 00:01:03,808 - Also his new manager. - [BRIONI] Oh. 28 00:01:03,908 --> 00:01:06,772 Yeah, you see, he used to be my manager, and now he's back. 29 00:01:06,872 --> 00:01:09,094 Now we're both back, 'cause once people know 30 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,898 that Andrew Dice motherfucking Clay is back in business, 31 00:01:11,998 --> 00:01:14,261 oh, well, the offers are going to come rolling in. 32 00:01:14,361 --> 00:01:17,104 Oh, yeah, you kidding? Do some arenas. 33 00:01:17,204 --> 00:01:20,148 Bang out another movie. It'll be like 1989 again. 34 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:23,632 Why can't it be like 2017? Like, maybe this could be a time 35 00:01:23,732 --> 00:01:25,334 to do something a little different, maybe. 36 00:01:25,414 --> 00:01:27,196 Oh, it is gonna be different... 37 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,218 different numbers of zeros on the back end of my paycheck. 38 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:30,961 - Oh! - [IMITATES EXPLOSION] 39 00:01:31,061 --> 00:01:34,245 Please don't fist-bump in front of my face. 40 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,567 [DICE] Carmen, let's go inside, 41 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,370 and let's celebrate. Let's hit the tables. 42 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:40,632 - Let's gamble. Let's drink. - You want to celebrate ending 43 00:01:40,712 --> 00:01:44,136 - a gambling debt by gambling? - You heard Russell. 44 00:01:44,236 --> 00:01:45,578 Money's not gonna be a problem. 45 00:01:45,678 --> 00:01:47,200 The offers are gonna come rolling in. 46 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,562 - What are you worried about? - I hope so. 47 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,224 Hey, let's see if he's right. 48 00:01:50,324 --> 00:01:52,466 - Come on. Let's do it. - No, I don't want to do it. 49 00:01:52,566 --> 00:01:54,229 Come on. I'm superstitious about it. 50 00:01:54,329 --> 00:01:56,271 - Why? - It's bad luck. 51 00:01:56,371 --> 00:01:57,633 And it's a bunch of bullshit. 52 00:01:57,733 --> 00:01:59,755 Which is it, bad luck or bullshit? 53 00:01:59,855 --> 00:02:01,718 It's both. 54 00:02:01,818 --> 00:02:03,640 - I don't care. I'm doing it. Hi. - Hi. 55 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:06,844 I'd like to get my fortune told. 56 00:02:06,944 --> 00:02:08,946 Your hand? 57 00:02:10,508 --> 00:02:11,890 I see a good year. 58 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:15,054 I see your finances are looking up. 59 00:02:15,154 --> 00:02:18,217 I see that you are gonna get a lot of recognition 60 00:02:18,317 --> 00:02:19,859 that you've really been wanting. 61 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:21,922 And a rift between your parents is gonna be healed. 62 00:02:22,002 --> 00:02:24,505 Oh. It's good. That's everything I wanted. 63 00:02:24,605 --> 00:02:26,067 Wonderful. Thank you. 64 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:27,608 Carm, I could have predicted that. 65 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,150 I mean, Andrew, you go. 66 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,213 If you can't trust a white woman in tapestries, 67 00:02:31,293 --> 00:02:33,556 - who can you trust? - It's just a shirt. 68 00:02:33,656 --> 00:02:35,238 - All right. Do me. - Do it. 69 00:02:35,338 --> 00:02:38,001 - All right. Just do it. Do it. - Okay. 70 00:02:38,101 --> 00:02:41,445 [CLEARS THROAT] Your hand? 71 00:02:41,545 --> 00:02:44,369 Well, I see a really good year for you as well. 72 00:02:44,469 --> 00:02:46,271 I see you selling out Madison Square Garden. 73 00:02:46,351 --> 00:02:48,514 Madison Square Garden, I'm gonna sell that out again? 74 00:02:48,594 --> 00:02:50,256 That's amazing. 75 00:02:50,356 --> 00:02:52,258 I see you making an album, some sort of album. 76 00:02:52,358 --> 00:02:54,501 It's gonna go platinum. 77 00:02:54,601 --> 00:02:57,705 And, apparently, you're on the "Arsenio Hall Show." 78 00:02:57,805 --> 00:03:01,589 Honey, I already did all these things. 79 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:03,872 That's your past? 80 00:03:03,972 --> 00:03:05,714 Okay, this is... 81 00:03:05,814 --> 00:03:07,797 This is so bizarre. 82 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,439 - This is weird. - What? 83 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:11,141 - This has never happened to me. - I-I don't get it. 84 00:03:11,221 --> 00:03:14,244 I don't see a future. What I see is you're alive, 85 00:03:14,344 --> 00:03:16,567 but just... nothing is happening. 86 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,450 What do you mean, nothing's happening? 87 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:21,213 It's... not about death. It's just a nothing. 88 00:03:21,313 --> 00:03:22,935 Nothing? 89 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:25,458 - Nothing. - Let's... 90 00:03:25,558 --> 00:03:28,021 This is bullshit. Let's go. This is stupid. 91 00:03:28,121 --> 00:03:29,383 Now it's bullshit? 92 00:03:29,483 --> 00:03:32,046 ?? 93 00:03:41,057 --> 00:03:42,518 Oh! 94 00:03:42,618 --> 00:03:44,069 ?? 95 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:48,566 [AUDIENCE CHANTING] Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice! 96 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:50,288 Top of the world, Ma. 97 00:03:50,388 --> 00:03:54,813 ?? 98 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:58,237 Synced by kinglouisxx and corrected by PetaG www.addic7ed.com 99 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,664 - [CELLPHONE RINGS] - [DICE] Russell, what's up? 100 00:04:03,764 --> 00:04:05,666 What do you got for me? 101 00:04:05,766 --> 00:04:08,189 Oh, yeah, sure. Write it down. 102 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:11,433 Dicks and pussies, one, two, three, four. 103 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:14,156 - Talk to you later, dog. - [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 104 00:04:14,256 --> 00:04:15,678 What'd he want? 105 00:04:15,778 --> 00:04:18,201 Oh, uh, he wanted to use my iTunes account. 106 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,583 I had to give him the password. 107 00:04:19,663 --> 00:04:22,366 Was "cocks and cunts" already taken? 108 00:04:22,466 --> 00:04:23,848 Yeah. 109 00:04:23,948 --> 00:04:26,091 What about his job of getting you opportunities? 110 00:04:26,191 --> 00:04:28,934 Oh, he said, just, uh, you know, sit tight. 111 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,616 Chill out. 112 00:04:30,716 --> 00:04:32,378 What are you gonna do today? 113 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:34,861 - What? - Write some new jokes. 114 00:04:34,961 --> 00:04:36,503 Paint the fence. Something. 115 00:04:36,603 --> 00:04:38,185 Just don't Google yourself, okay? 116 00:04:38,285 --> 00:04:39,827 Yeah, no, I'm gonna do things. 117 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:42,230 Yeah. Good idea. 118 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:44,112 [CY DUNE] ? Dig, dig, dig ? 119 00:04:44,212 --> 00:04:47,236 ? They leave your secrets in the sand ? 120 00:04:47,336 --> 00:04:48,838 ?? 121 00:04:48,938 --> 00:04:50,680 Yeah, so she says to me 122 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:53,483 that she don't see anything for me in my future. 123 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,246 Shit. 124 00:04:55,346 --> 00:04:57,388 If there's nothing for you, what does that mean for me? 125 00:04:57,468 --> 00:04:59,150 [SCOFFS] It means you better worry, Shake. 126 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:01,373 - This affects the both of us. - [MAN] Here you go, guys. 127 00:05:01,473 --> 00:05:03,175 - Thanks a lot, pal. - You got it. 128 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:04,476 When I left Brooklyn, I never thought 129 00:05:04,557 --> 00:05:06,859 I'd get good pastrami again. 130 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:10,984 Are you kidding? 131 00:05:11,084 --> 00:05:12,706 Are you fucking kidding me? 132 00:05:12,806 --> 00:05:16,111 Who is it? 133 00:05:16,211 --> 00:05:19,114 Frank Rozanski. Used to stalk me, remember? 134 00:05:19,214 --> 00:05:21,237 Oh. Shit, yeah. I remember him. 135 00:05:21,337 --> 00:05:22,738 He used to break into your house. 136 00:05:22,818 --> 00:05:24,240 And eat my peanut butter. 137 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:26,002 He used to rearrange your shoes. 138 00:05:26,102 --> 00:05:28,606 - Shit. You sure it's him? - Am I sure? 139 00:05:28,706 --> 00:05:30,248 After a guy sniffs your underwear, 140 00:05:30,348 --> 00:05:31,729 you don't forget his face. 141 00:05:31,829 --> 00:05:33,191 I had to take out a restraining order 142 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:34,573 on this fucking guy. 143 00:05:34,673 --> 00:05:36,615 Should we tip outta here before he sees us? 144 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:38,497 No, no, no, no. Fuck him. 145 00:05:38,597 --> 00:05:40,460 What, you think he don't know we're here? 146 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,463 [BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING OVER P.A.] 147 00:05:43,563 --> 00:05:46,467 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 148 00:05:46,567 --> 00:05:48,189 How you doing, Frank? 149 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:49,931 Oh, my God. Dice, what... what... what are you doing here? 150 00:05:50,011 --> 00:05:52,434 You've got some fucking pair of balls on you. 151 00:05:52,534 --> 00:05:55,157 - What are you doing here? - No, my question is, 152 00:05:55,257 --> 00:05:56,919 the fuck are you doing here? 153 00:05:57,019 --> 00:05:59,082 - I-I work here. - I know what you're doing. 154 00:05:59,182 --> 00:06:01,104 You're stalking me. Isn't that what you're doing here? 155 00:06:01,184 --> 00:06:02,446 No, I work here. I... 156 00:06:02,546 --> 00:06:05,089 I-I swear, I'm not... I'm not stalking you. 157 00:06:05,189 --> 00:06:07,853 I-I moved to Las Vegas, and I work here now. 158 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:12,338 Oh, yeah? You know that this is my borough. 159 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:15,462 You know that this is my favorite grocery 160 00:06:15,562 --> 00:06:16,943 with my favorite deli. 161 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,547 Dice, I swear I'm not that guy anymore, okay? 162 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,951 And I am sorry for those things I did, but that's over. 163 00:06:23,051 --> 00:06:25,133 Besides, you're jumping to a lot of conclusions here. 164 00:06:25,213 --> 00:06:27,156 Yeah, I'm the one that batshit fucking crazy, 165 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:29,318 but you're holding a box cutter, right? 166 00:06:29,418 --> 00:06:31,521 - Well, it... it's for work. - [WOMAN ON PA] Price check. 167 00:06:31,621 --> 00:06:34,324 We need a price check on Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil. 168 00:06:34,424 --> 00:06:35,766 Oh. That... that's me. Look, Dice, 169 00:06:35,866 --> 00:06:39,130 I'm not that guy anymore, okay? I got to go. 170 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:41,973 I'm warning you, Frank, stay 500 feet away from me. 171 00:06:42,073 --> 00:06:44,456 Stay away from my family, Frank, 172 00:06:44,556 --> 00:06:49,562 - you fucking cocksucker! - O-okay. 173 00:06:51,885 --> 00:06:53,347 How you doin'? 174 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:55,670 - [DOOR OPENS] - Andrew, should we be worried? 175 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,332 When the whole thing happened years ago, 176 00:06:57,412 --> 00:06:59,334 I had to take out a restraining order on this guy. 177 00:06:59,414 --> 00:07:01,997 Yeah, but he says he's not stalking you anymore. 178 00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:04,520 Carmen, well, what's he gonna say, 179 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:06,002 "I am stalking you," 180 00:07:06,102 --> 00:07:07,544 "I'm going to waiting in the bathtub 181 00:07:07,624 --> 00:07:09,366 with a machete"? What the fuck is he... 182 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:11,889 Maybe he should ring the front bell. 183 00:07:11,989 --> 00:07:14,072 Okay, if that's true, I'm calling the police right now. 184 00:07:14,152 --> 00:07:16,655 No, no, no, no, no. You don't... You don't get it. 185 00:07:16,755 --> 00:07:18,697 In Brooklyn, you don't call police. 186 00:07:18,797 --> 00:07:21,020 I'm pretty sure people in Brooklyn call the police. 187 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,583 No, not on these kind of things. You handle it yourself. 188 00:07:23,683 --> 00:07:27,388 I got brass knuckles. That's all you need. 189 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,550 Okay. I think I know what this is about. 190 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,933 Have you talked to Russell yet? Has there been any news? 191 00:07:32,013 --> 00:07:33,213 - News? - Yeah, 192 00:07:33,238 --> 00:07:35,377 like, is he doing his job? Is he getting you offers? 193 00:07:35,457 --> 00:07:37,640 You know? What's the next step in your career? 194 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,844 I don't have time to worry about a career 195 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:44,969 when we got to deal with an ex-stalker. 196 00:07:45,069 --> 00:07:46,871 Sounds like you want him to try something on you. 197 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:49,054 No, no. I'm the nicest guy in the world. 198 00:07:49,154 --> 00:07:52,258 I'm just saying, if this guy comes for me, 199 00:07:52,358 --> 00:07:53,579 I'll be waiting. 200 00:07:53,679 --> 00:07:56,843 [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 201 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:03,171 ?? 202 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,582 [LOUD CLATTER AND RATTLING IN DISTANCE] 203 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:16,687 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 204 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,789 All right. 205 00:08:21,032 --> 00:08:24,256 [LAUGHS] Batter up. 206 00:08:24,356 --> 00:08:27,340 [LEAVES RUSTLING] 207 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,443 ?? 208 00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:50,528 - [TOILET PAPER THUDS] - Jesus, Dice! 209 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:52,730 You come to my place last night? 210 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,012 No, I didn't. 211 00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:55,934 - You didn't come to my place? - No. 212 00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:58,978 Frankie, what gives? 213 00:08:59,078 --> 00:09:01,661 - You in, or you out? - In or out? What? 214 00:09:01,761 --> 00:09:03,944 [MUZAK PLAYING OVER P.A.] 215 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,345 All right. Meet me over there. 216 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:07,468 - I got to do this. - I got to talk to you. 217 00:09:07,568 --> 00:09:10,672 - Come over here. - I'm... [GROANS] 218 00:09:10,772 --> 00:09:12,914 You know, I can't figure you out. 219 00:09:13,014 --> 00:09:14,676 I mean, where were you last night? 220 00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:16,098 All I did last night was stay at home 221 00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:17,320 and watch the playoffs. 222 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,962 - Oh, really? - Dice, I told you, 223 00:09:19,062 --> 00:09:20,684 I've moved on with that part of my life. 224 00:09:20,784 --> 00:09:23,407 Frankie, it's me you're talking to, Dice, right? 225 00:09:23,507 --> 00:09:26,451 The subject of your relentless obsession. 226 00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,012 That was forever ago. 227 00:09:28,112 --> 00:09:29,775 I mean, I was going through some stuff. 228 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,216 All right? It was a weird time. 229 00:09:31,316 --> 00:09:33,099 But I happened upon 230 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:35,301 a very committed and affordable life coach, 231 00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:37,083 and together we worked through my issues, 232 00:09:37,163 --> 00:09:38,725 mainly those pertaining to my mother 233 00:09:38,805 --> 00:09:40,207 and my love of Catcher In the Rye 234 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:42,830 and my irrational fear of Velcro. 235 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,833 I came to realize something, Dice. 236 00:09:44,933 --> 00:09:46,875 I don't want to live in 1989 anymore. 237 00:09:46,975 --> 00:09:50,960 Whoa, whoa. What was wrong with 1989? 238 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:53,443 I had homicidal tendencies. I don't got to tell you. 239 00:09:53,543 --> 00:09:55,886 You were there. I was a mess. 240 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,889 But... I evolved. 241 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,371 Evolved? 242 00:10:00,471 --> 00:10:02,093 Go ahead. Enlighten me. 243 00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:04,416 Enlighten me. How did you evolve? 244 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,380 Uh, I-I don't know, Dice. 245 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,142 I'm just a guy that works at Fields. 246 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,403 I enjoy cooking and watching 247 00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:11,765 anything with Kate McKinnon in it. 248 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,068 Do you like Kate McKinnon? 249 00:10:14,168 --> 00:10:15,870 - Who? - She's hilarious. 250 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,592 I'm kind of obsessed with her. 251 00:10:17,692 --> 00:10:19,254 - I got to watch. - [WOMAN ON P.A.] Price check. 252 00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:21,957 Need a price check on Bush's Best Baked Beans. 253 00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:24,560 Ah. My work is never done. 254 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:29,326 Frank, what... what happened to you? 255 00:10:29,426 --> 00:10:31,128 I got better. Good to see you. 256 00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:33,211 You got to see my shows these days. 257 00:10:33,311 --> 00:10:34,813 - Okay. - Beyond belief. 258 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:37,576 Frank, really, Kate McKinnon? 259 00:10:37,676 --> 00:10:40,539 I gotta go price check these beans. 260 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:43,183 It's not like I got to be here. 261 00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:45,225 I'm the busy one. 262 00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:48,789 I'm not gonna lie. It's, uh, it's been slow. 263 00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,812 Yeah, you're telling me. Andrew's just sitting at home 264 00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:53,114 focusing on some stalker from 25 years ago. 265 00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:55,798 Who? Don't tell me Frank Rozanski? 266 00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:59,002 Ha! No shit. Well, how's old Frankie? 267 00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,703 How's old Frankie? He's working in a grocery 268 00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:03,647 right down the block from me, where I get my pastrami. 269 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,250 Ha! Yeah, that's classic Rozanski. 270 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,132 [LAUGHS] Man, that dude is crazy. 271 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,155 Like... like, hanging all your pictures up and then... 272 00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:11,897 and cut out all the eyeballs out crazy. 273 00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:13,459 - Yeah. - [LAUGHS] 274 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:14,920 Remember all the shit he used to send you? 275 00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:16,482 Yeah, it would come with my fan mail, right? 276 00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:18,144 It'd be, like, girls' panties, 277 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,367 girls' panties, and then a knife through a cow's heart. 278 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,830 You were always getting panties in the mail. 279 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:25,353 What'd you do with all those panties? 280 00:11:25,453 --> 00:11:28,197 I got 'em all. I keep it in storage. 281 00:11:28,297 --> 00:11:31,440 Wait, that's why we're paying $200 a month for a storage unit? 282 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,403 - [PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE] - [EXHALES] 283 00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:35,946 Can we just get back to talking about Andrew's career, please? 284 00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:39,490 Look, it's all good. Dice is an icon. 285 00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:41,172 - Icon. - It's just gonna take a while 286 00:11:41,272 --> 00:11:43,194 for people to know that he's back on the market. 287 00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:44,836 And besides, yesterday was Wednesday. 288 00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:47,099 - Wednesday is a hump day and... - Hump day. 289 00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:48,861 So nobody makes calls on a Wednesday. 290 00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:50,924 Okay, well, what about today? Do people make calls today? 291 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:53,907 Today is Thursday, and Thursday is the new Friday, 292 00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:55,669 and... and once Friday rolls around, 293 00:11:55,769 --> 00:11:57,432 everybody's working for the weekend. 294 00:11:57,532 --> 00:11:59,674 - Yeah, great song. [LAUGHS] - Good song. [LAUGHS] 295 00:11:59,774 --> 00:12:02,357 [IMITATES GUITAR PLAYING] 296 00:12:02,457 --> 00:12:04,840 Russell is a terrible manager. 297 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,964 Terrible? He's the worst. 298 00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:10,127 But I can't fire him. I'm his only client. 299 00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:11,769 If I fire him, 300 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:14,572 he winds up doing construction full-time. 301 00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:16,214 Listen, I know this is hard on you, 302 00:12:16,314 --> 00:12:17,696 but if you're not careful, 303 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:19,858 you're gonna be doing construction with him. 304 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,621 Everything's gonna be fine, Carmen. 305 00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:24,544 Hey, you wanted me to work on my career, right? 306 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,107 Yeah. 307 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,270 I'm gonna build a career. 308 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,634 Let's see what we got. 309 00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:35,197 I think this guy died. 310 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,600 This one, too. Slept with her. 311 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,081 Sort of burnt that bridge. 312 00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:41,204 I think I owe this guy a Chrysler LeBaron. 313 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,767 Oh, wait a minute. Matt Dillon. 314 00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:46,050 - Matt Dillon? I'll take that. - No, no, no. Sit down. 315 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:47,552 - Just give it to me. - Sit... Get outta here. 316 00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:49,053 You win. 317 00:12:49,153 --> 00:12:51,376 - Always looking to get me angry. - [LAUGHS] 318 00:12:51,476 --> 00:12:53,659 Hey, I just got your message. I had my phone off. 319 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,201 Why would you have your phone off? 320 00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:56,522 Oh, I was working. I was finishing this, 321 00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:58,545 my movie script. 322 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,747 "Man With the Fingerless Glove." 323 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,309 Killer title, Shake. 324 00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:04,232 Swear to God, I though you were illiterate. 325 00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:06,434 You wrote a script? 326 00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,997 Yeah, every since Dice told me about the fortune-teller 327 00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:12,762 and how we have no future, really put a fire under my ass. 328 00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:16,086 Anyway, I based the lead role on you, and read it. 329 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,529 Let me know what you think about it. 330 00:13:18,629 --> 00:13:20,331 - I can't read it. - Wait, Andrew. 331 00:13:20,431 --> 00:13:21,773 Why can't you read a script? 332 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:24,095 All right. This is showbiz talk. 333 00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,457 You got to understand. 334 00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,459 When somebody's as big as myself, 335 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,262 you have no time to read it. 336 00:13:29,362 --> 00:13:32,145 You understand? That's how it's supposed to be. 337 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,468 - Oh. - Shake, if I read this script, 338 00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:37,351 it's like a "fuck you" to both of us, you follow? 339 00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:39,113 But congratulations. 340 00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:43,158 Kid, welcome to Hollywood. 341 00:13:43,258 --> 00:13:45,641 - Thanks. - And if anybody asks, 342 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,084 you're 2 months out from production. 343 00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:51,769 Sort of gives the film momentum. 344 00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:55,333 By the way, I heard we got a visit from Frank Rozanski. 345 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:58,096 No. No, he's not someone that any of us need 346 00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:00,359 to spend another second thinking about. Right, Andrew? 347 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:01,821 You know, I think Carmen's right. 348 00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:04,103 I think the guy's just trying to evolve. 349 00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:05,866 I don't buy it. I don't buy it for a second. 350 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:08,869 - He's playing the long game. - Oh, Jesus Christ, Milkshake, 351 00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:10,291 would you please not encourage him? 352 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,873 Let the man talk. What... 353 00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:13,334 what... what do you mean, he's playing the long game? 354 00:14:13,414 --> 00:14:15,217 People don't evolve like this degenerate 355 00:14:15,297 --> 00:14:17,680 would have you believe, okay? 356 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:19,562 It's like my cousin Vinny. 357 00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:21,765 - The movie? - What movie? 358 00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:23,366 "My Cousin Vinny." 359 00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:25,108 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 360 00:14:25,189 --> 00:14:26,630 I'm talking about my cousin Vinny on my mother's side. 361 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,312 He used to get off on flashing pregnant women. 362 00:14:28,392 --> 00:14:30,095 All right? He'd open his coat. 363 00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:32,217 There'd you'd be, shopping at the pickle store, 364 00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:33,799 all right? He was a nice guy otherwise. 365 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,561 It was a little compulsion of his, all right? 366 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,503 He was 18 the first time he got caught. 367 00:14:37,603 --> 00:14:40,467 They sent him upstate. He turns 25, I get a letter. 368 00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,229 Cousin Vinny's back out on the street. 369 00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:43,871 First pregnant woman he sees, boom, 370 00:14:43,971 --> 00:14:46,474 pickle store is open for business again. 371 00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:48,216 They send him back upstate... [IMITATES ELECTRICAL BUZZ] 372 00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:49,718 They do that to him. 373 00:14:49,818 --> 00:14:51,881 12 years later, he's back out on the street. 374 00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:54,884 First pregnant woman he sees, what do you think happens? 375 00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:56,847 Boom! Pickle store's open for business. 376 00:14:56,947 --> 00:14:58,609 Do you see what... see where I'm going? 377 00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:00,251 - Yeah, I do. - See where I'm going here? 378 00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:02,373 I know where I'm going. I'm going to work. 379 00:15:02,473 --> 00:15:03,755 Okay? I suggest you do the same. 380 00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:05,096 Why don't you write a joke? 381 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,418 - All right. Yeah. - Here. 382 00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:07,900 She doesn't understand. 383 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,984 The pickle store is open for business. 384 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,587 - You got your car? - I got my car. 385 00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:18,312 ?? 386 00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:20,715 This is it. The one with the flamingos. 387 00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:23,519 How did you even track down this psycho's address? 388 00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:26,242 I got a friend with the Internet. 389 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:30,287 You wait here. Let me go check things out. 390 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,991 ?? 391 00:15:39,197 --> 00:15:42,321 - Shrewd move, Dice. - Take that. 392 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:48,789 I want to know everything Frank Rozanski's been up to. 393 00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:50,831 Frankie sure likes his Burger Hut. 394 00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:53,955 I have two more receipts from Burger Hut. 395 00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:56,057 Dice, look out. Get down! 396 00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:02,565 Not too close, Shake. 397 00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:05,649 Come on. 398 00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:08,332 Where's this fucking guy going? 399 00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:12,818 ?? 400 00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,380 Look at this guy. 401 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,821 The guy's just sittin' there, 402 00:16:15,921 --> 00:16:18,024 eatin' a burger, sippin' a Coke. What is that? 403 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,066 Maybe he knows we're tailing him. 404 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:23,270 No, no, no, no, no. He don't know nothin'. 405 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,353 How's a guy go from being so obsessed 406 00:16:25,453 --> 00:16:27,155 to not being obsessed, you know? 407 00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,558 - It don't make sense to me. - Hey, can I help you guys? 408 00:16:29,658 --> 00:16:32,361 With what? 409 00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:34,684 You're just lying behind a bush. 410 00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:37,848 - It's weird. - Yeah, so? I pay my taxes. 411 00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:39,770 I paid for this place. 412 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,173 You didn't pay for Supplies N Demand. 413 00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:44,255 If I want to sit behind a fucking bush, 414 00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:45,897 I'll sit behind a fucking bush. 415 00:16:45,997 --> 00:16:48,621 - Are you Andrew Dice Clay? - No. 416 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:50,303 Are you sure? 417 00:16:50,403 --> 00:16:51,624 All right. Yeah, so? 418 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:54,267 Cool. So what you been up to, 419 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,789 new material or anything? 420 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,571 What's the fucking difference what I'm up to? 421 00:16:57,651 --> 00:16:59,233 Would you just walk the fuck away? 422 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,875 I'm doing somethin'. 423 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,297 We're not breaking any rules. It's not after hours. 424 00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:05,240 We're just two grown men 425 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,083 sitting in the grass behind a bush 426 00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:08,645 in front of Supplies N Demand. 427 00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:11,266 That's right. So what's your fucking problem? 428 00:17:11,308 --> 00:17:13,851 No problem, just seeing what you guys were up to. 429 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,374 Well, now you know, so why don't you go inside 430 00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:19,057 and, what, sell a fucking desk or something? Get outta here. 431 00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:20,779 Used to play your CD all the time. 432 00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:22,181 Yeah? Good for you. 433 00:17:22,281 --> 00:17:24,304 Fucking tough guy. Get up. Fuck this. 434 00:17:24,404 --> 00:17:27,227 What are we doing here? This is ridiculous. 435 00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:28,589 Guy's not obsessed with me. 436 00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:31,032 Carmen's right. He don't care no more. 437 00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:36,038 He's forgotten all about me. This is stupid. 438 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,761 - You see what I see? - Fuck, yeah, I see that. 439 00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:42,285 He's wearing the "Dice Rules" 1989 tour jacket. 440 00:17:42,385 --> 00:17:44,127 I knew he was fucking up to something. 441 00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,771 Yeah. I got you, motherfucker. 442 00:17:46,871 --> 00:17:50,575 ?? 443 00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:52,718 [LOWERED VOICE] Come on. Come on. 444 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,262 You sure about this? 445 00:17:56,362 --> 00:17:59,185 Act natural, like we belong. 446 00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:02,069 We're just hanging out, walking around. 447 00:18:02,169 --> 00:18:05,473 [CREAKING] 448 00:18:05,573 --> 00:18:07,716 Help me. 449 00:18:07,816 --> 00:18:09,758 You're all right. You're all right. You got it. 450 00:18:09,858 --> 00:18:11,860 - [THUD] - Uhh! 451 00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,808 The fuck is this guy up to? 452 00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:20,391 ?? 453 00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,437 - [SPRITZES] - [SNIFFS] 454 00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:44,360 Hey, Dice. You better check this out. 455 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,641 What? What? 456 00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:47,123 That's Intimately Beckham. 457 00:18:47,223 --> 00:18:48,484 - So? - No, it's not that. 458 00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:51,328 - It's everywhere. [SNIFFS] - Okay, so? 459 00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:54,572 He puts this cologne on everything. See? 460 00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:57,655 His underwear? [SNIFFS] 461 00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:59,818 You know, I got to tell you. 462 00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,181 Nice aroma. 463 00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:06,066 Dice! The fuck are you doing? 464 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,587 - It... - [DRAWER CLOSES] 465 00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:08,849 It's not what you think, Frank. 466 00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:10,391 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 467 00:19:10,491 --> 00:19:12,253 It looks to my like you're sniffing my underwear. 468 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:16,078 Don't... Tell him... Don't try to turn this around on me. 469 00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:18,240 I know you still got a hard-on for me. 470 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,363 I don't have a hard-on for you. 471 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,286 Oh, really? [CHUCKLES] 472 00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:25,649 Then why you still wearing my tour jacket? 473 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:29,293 I'll tell you why. Because you can't let it go. 474 00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:32,858 No! Because it's a nice jacket. 475 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,620 Now, please, I just wanna be left alone. 476 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,263 Okay. I'll admit, man to man, 477 00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:38,985 I might have sniffed your underwear. 478 00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:40,567 But I know you're still obsessed with me. 479 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,868 And if you don't back off, 480 00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:43,450 I'm going to unleash the works on you. 481 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,194 Do you understand that? 482 00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:48,196 Let's get outta here, Shake. 483 00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:49,478 I think you get my point. 484 00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:51,120 - Okay. - We're leaving. [SNIFFS] 485 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,882 Just to be clear, 486 00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:54,644 Dice is leaving now because it's late, 487 00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:56,266 and he's got to go home. But, you know, he's not... 488 00:19:56,346 --> 00:19:57,827 We're leaving your house physically, 489 00:19:57,908 --> 00:20:00,971 - but in a larger... - He knows what we mean. 490 00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:02,793 - Okay, all right. - You understand, right, Frank? 491 00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:04,456 Yeah, I know exactly what you said. 492 00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:05,737 - Good. Don't... - You're nuts! 493 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,739 Keep your jacket, Frankie. 494 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,982 I got... I got a hat. You got a jacket. 495 00:20:10,082 --> 00:20:11,624 I got a hat. Look at me now. 496 00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:15,228 Get out! Fuck! 497 00:20:15,328 --> 00:20:18,332 ?? 498 00:20:22,057 --> 00:20:24,039 [SIGHS] 499 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,641 - Hey. - Hey. 500 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,844 - How was your day? - Pretty good, pretty good. 501 00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:29,365 Anything interesting happen? 502 00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:31,328 I was at the candy store. 503 00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:34,331 - Oh, that's it? - Milkshake. 504 00:20:34,431 --> 00:20:36,774 Ah. Yeah, why are there two police officers 505 00:20:36,874 --> 00:20:40,298 - sitting in our kitchen? - What? 506 00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:42,781 Ah, there he is. I'm Detective Beyer. 507 00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:45,184 - This is Detective Cavanaugh. - We are huge fans. 508 00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:46,666 - Yeah. - Could I get a picture? 509 00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:48,588 Oh, yeah, come on. Please, please, please. 510 00:20:48,688 --> 00:20:51,111 So, uh, this is a tough break, Dice, 511 00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:53,915 but, uh, we're here to serve you a restraining order. 512 00:20:54,015 --> 00:20:55,537 - Restraining order? - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 513 00:20:55,617 --> 00:20:57,619 Oh, yeah. By court order, you are hereby required 514 00:20:57,699 --> 00:21:01,764 to stay at least 500 feet away from one Francis Rozanski 515 00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:03,666 or be subject to fines and incarceration. 516 00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,288 - What... - Ah. Do you mind 517 00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:07,111 if I get a picture, too? Please? Oh, that'd be great. 518 00:21:07,191 --> 00:21:08,432 Thank you. Yeah, right over here. Please, please. 519 00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:10,134 - Right there. Right there. - What? 520 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,576 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 521 00:21:11,676 --> 00:21:13,078 Oh, that's great. Thank you so much. 522 00:21:13,158 --> 00:21:15,140 No, you... you guys don't get it. 523 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,184 He's the sicko. He's the sicko, not me. 524 00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:20,427 Look, I got proof. 525 00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:22,669 [SNIFFS] Intimately Beckham! 526 00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:24,531 - You stole the man's underwear? - Look, I'm sorry, Dice, 527 00:21:24,611 --> 00:21:26,013 but according to the State of Nevada, 528 00:21:26,093 --> 00:21:28,356 that sicko has been rehabilitated. 529 00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,520 And he has the same rights as anyone else. 530 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,362 Look. You want our advice? 531 00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:35,464 Stay the fuck away from the guy. 532 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,830 [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING] 533 00:21:42,873 --> 00:21:46,057 Frankie. Hey, what are you doing? 534 00:21:46,157 --> 00:21:49,061 It's me, Dice. I just want to talk, Frank. 535 00:21:49,161 --> 00:21:52,065 Okay. Uh, cool. Uh, give me a sec, okay? 536 00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:53,386 Yeah, sure. No problem. 537 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:56,770 [CHAIN LOCK CLACKS] 538 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,716 No, no, no, no. 539 00:22:01,816 --> 00:22:06,242 - Frank! - Aah! 540 00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:07,924 - Uhh! - I just wanna talk! 541 00:22:08,024 --> 00:22:09,165 [GRUNTING] 542 00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:10,967 Want to talk! Relax! 543 00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:13,490 - I'm not gonna hurt you. - You promise? 544 00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:14,972 - Yes. - Do you promise? 545 00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:17,215 - I promise. - [EXHALES DEEPLY] 546 00:22:17,315 --> 00:22:19,577 - [GRUNTS] - Are you fucking stupid? 547 00:22:19,677 --> 00:22:21,660 You could have choked me to death. 548 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,944 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 549 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,108 Look, I know I brought this on myself. 550 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,730 But you could have gave me a heads-up 551 00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:31,592 on the restraining order. 552 00:22:31,692 --> 00:22:33,054 Did you give me a heads-up when you filed 553 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,756 a restraining order on me? 554 00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:37,519 You were trying to stuff me in a trash compactor. 555 00:22:37,619 --> 00:22:39,081 It's different. 556 00:22:39,181 --> 00:22:42,445 - Yeah. - I got to tell ya, 557 00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:43,947 you know, hanging with you again, 558 00:22:44,027 --> 00:22:46,830 it makes me feel like my old self, you know? 559 00:22:48,872 --> 00:22:51,255 - I get that. - [INHALES SHARPLY] 560 00:22:51,355 --> 00:22:53,358 [SIGHS] 561 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,623 Maybe it's time we move on, though? 562 00:22:57,723 --> 00:22:59,505 This way, I can come into Fields 563 00:22:59,605 --> 00:23:02,509 and get my pastrami the way I need it. 564 00:23:02,609 --> 00:23:04,351 Nice and fatty, 565 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,715 served on rye, extra mustard. 566 00:23:07,815 --> 00:23:10,118 - You remembered. - I remember a lot. 567 00:23:10,218 --> 00:23:12,441 - The smell of your socks. - Oh, my socks? 568 00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:14,844 I never bought a sock under 200 thread, 569 00:23:14,944 --> 00:23:18,048 - just for your information. - I loved that about you. 570 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:21,191 Hey... Can I show you something? 571 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,263 This... is a set of yours 572 00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:33,867 from the store in 1984 that I recorded. 573 00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:36,590 - Really? - It was one of those early sets. 574 00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:38,672 There was so much energy in the room. 575 00:23:38,772 --> 00:23:40,494 I mean, it'll make the hair on your arms stand up. 576 00:23:40,574 --> 00:23:42,477 - Wow. - And, uh... 577 00:23:42,577 --> 00:23:44,880 it was one of those nights, 578 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,683 never heard before, never heard again. 579 00:23:47,783 --> 00:23:50,266 And, uh... I thought you'd like to have it. 580 00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:58,015 Wow. 581 00:23:58,115 --> 00:24:01,179 You'll always have a shrine to me, won't you, Frankie? 582 00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:03,702 Actually, I was just cleaning out these storage boxes. 583 00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:06,065 Let's not, uh, ruin a great moment. 584 00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:07,547 Okay. 585 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,790 [HORN HONKS] 586 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,351 [TAPE PLAYER CLACKS] 587 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,315 [LAUGHTER] 588 00:24:14,415 --> 00:24:16,317 [DICE] But I love tits. Tits are wonderful. 589 00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:17,959 [LAUGHTER] 590 00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:19,762 You see, what a tit actually is, 591 00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:21,884 for those of you that don't know, 592 00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:25,448 it's like a big bowl of Jell-O with a layer of skin over it. 593 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,010 [WOMAN LAUGHS] 594 00:24:27,110 --> 00:24:29,213 And the magic of these things are, 595 00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:32,216 is you touch 'em, and they shake. 596 00:24:32,316 --> 00:24:34,900 And you get a hard-on. [LAUGHS] 597 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,562 You learn to adapt to the hard-on. 598 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,384 You learn to control it, 599 00:24:38,484 --> 00:24:40,186 especially that morning hard-on. 600 00:24:40,286 --> 00:24:42,449 I'll put that up against a fucking Ginsu knife any day, 601 00:24:42,529 --> 00:24:46,233 - you know? - [LAUGHING] 602 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:47,795 Yeah, it'll dice. It'll slice. 603 00:24:47,895 --> 00:24:50,358 It'll make fucking julienne potatoes, yeah. 604 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:52,000 - [RECORDING STOPS] - [EXHALES DEEPLY] 605 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,482 It was really funny. 606 00:24:53,582 --> 00:24:55,645 I got in so much trouble for this shit. 607 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,607 [LAUGHS] 608 00:24:57,707 --> 00:25:01,892 It's crazy. [INHALES SHARPLY] 609 00:25:01,992 --> 00:25:06,017 Babe, I don't know what's going on with me. 610 00:25:06,117 --> 00:25:08,660 You know... 611 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,784 I was never worried 612 00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:16,790 for one moment of my life, ever. 613 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,033 And here I am, 614 00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:23,398 listening to this 20-something-year-old kid 615 00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:26,962 30-some-odd years ago, 616 00:25:27,062 --> 00:25:31,127 and I'm thinking, like, where'd he go? 617 00:25:31,227 --> 00:25:34,411 Where the fuck did he go? 618 00:25:34,511 --> 00:25:36,974 Does he sound worried? 619 00:25:37,074 --> 00:25:41,139 That kid... he was unbelievable. 620 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,742 And I know that, Carmen, 621 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:47,266 because I was that guy. 622 00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:48,948 Why are you laughing? 623 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,151 Are you serious? 624 00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:52,993 I'm listening to that kid, 625 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,357 and I'm hearing a Dice that doesn't know shit. 626 00:25:56,457 --> 00:26:00,242 You think he's walking around 'cause he's so confident. 627 00:26:00,342 --> 00:26:03,326 It's because he's terrified inside. 628 00:26:03,426 --> 00:26:05,729 But you, Andrew, 629 00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:07,831 you faced life. 630 00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:11,696 ?? 631 00:26:11,796 --> 00:26:15,300 And you know my boobs aren't Jell-O, right? 632 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,963 ?? 633 00:26:22,168 --> 00:26:23,470 [CLANK] 634 00:26:23,570 --> 00:26:26,453 [ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN] 635 00:26:33,422 --> 00:26:35,765 [SWITCH CLICKS] 636 00:26:35,865 --> 00:26:38,848 ? I walk up to heaven or hell ? 637 00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:40,330 ? And break down the gates ? 638 00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:42,092 ? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm ? 639 00:26:42,192 --> 00:26:44,695 ? And if the Devil got something to sell ? 640 00:26:44,795 --> 00:26:46,017 ? I won't ask for change ? 641 00:26:46,117 --> 00:26:47,739 ? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm ? 642 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,541 ? 'Cause, babe, I'm looking around ? 643 00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:52,224 ? Ain't a man here worth the crown ? 644 00:26:52,324 --> 00:26:54,147 ? I'm a warrior ? 645 00:26:54,247 --> 00:26:57,791 ?? 646 00:26:57,891 --> 00:27:00,194 ? I'm a warrior ? 647 00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:01,956 ?? 648 00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:06,041 ? This war was made for a warrior ? 649 00:27:06,141 --> 00:27:07,723 ?? 650 00:27:07,823 --> 00:27:10,526 ? Ain't no pain if you look ahead ? 651 00:27:10,626 --> 00:27:14,150 - ? Eyes locked on the trains ? - ? 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